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I must rise in defense of these criminal dragnets being conducted weekly at the Statehouse.

Because the federal government ladled out $50 million to ensure security at the Democratic National Convention last year, it needed to do a report to make sure the money was well-spent.

When I’m governor – or mayor, or county manager or whatever – we’re going to have a bunch of new rules. Among them:

It is once again my pleasure to address the graduating class.

This is embarrassing. See, all along I’ve been mocking this idea of spending $126 million for a trolley that follows the same route as a bus.

This cuckoo idea of imposing tolls on Lake Norman commuters got a boost this week when Cornelius Mayor Lynette Rinker broke a 2-2 tie among the city’s commissioners on the issue and voted yes.

If we were being nitpicky, we’d point out that the stadium deal – which puts the taxpayers on the hook for $87 million – never precisely spells out how the Panthers are going to use the money.

It wasn’t the worst branding campaign I’ve ever seen, but then again, I’m really old.

Here are the 20 most unspoken phrases in Charlotte:

When it comes to ransom demands, I am a reasonable person. Thus, I do not reject out of hand the Carolina Panthers’ request for $144 million from Charlotte to spiff up their field.

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Mark Washburn
Mark Washburn writes television and radio commentary for The Charlotte Observer.