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By now you've probably heard a few thousand of those political ads that always end with “I'm so-and-so, and I approved this message.”
I started wondering what sports figures from the Carolinas might say in a similar sentence. Here's where it came out – bearing in mind that it's Halloween and I'm feeling sort of mischievous today.
I'm Bob Johnson, and I approved this mess.
I'm Adam Morrison, and I approved this haircut.
I'm Carl Edwards, and I approved this chokehold.
I'm Bruton Smith, and I approved this genuflection.
I'm Scott Fowler, and I approved this column mug shot that makes me look half-dead.
I'm Jake Delhomme, and I approved this biscuit.
I'm Jimmie Johnson, and I approved this blandness.
I'm Michael Jordan, and I approved this cloak of invisibility.
I'm Roy Williams, and I approved this Kansas sticker.
I'm Mike Krzyzewski, and I approved this snarl.
I'm Sean May, and I approved this cheeseburger.
I'm Julius Peppers, and I approved this awkward silence.
I'm Butch Davis, and I approved this contract extension.
I'm Tony Stewart, and I approved this tape recorder.
I'm Steve Spurrier, and I approved this minor bowl.
I'm Stephen Curry, and I approved this position switch.
I'm Jeff Davidson, and I approved this draw play.
I'm Tyler Hansbrough, and I approved this leap off a frat-house balcony.
I'm Steve Smith, and I approved this image rehab.
I'm Ken Lucas, and I approved this reconciliation.
I'm Bob McKillop, and I approved this game with the Charlotte 49ers – oh, wait a minute.
I'm Ric Flair, and I approved this black eye.
I'm Larry Brown, and I approved this heartburn.
I'm John Fox, and I approved this cliché.
Scott Fowler: 704-358-5140; sfowler@charlotteobserver.com.
