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Posted: Friday, Nov. 11, 2011

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Laura McShane

Laura McShane (formerly Noethiger), is delighted to be a newly married woman. She offers her honest perspective on wedding planning, marriage and new domestic adventures. You will never see her write about a DIY project that takes more than five minutes. She loves to hear from other real brides. Have something to share? Email Laura at unbridledbride@gmail.com.

Why are Americans so in love with celebrity weddings?

If recent news is any indication, high profile weddings aren’t the best ones to emulate.

In fact, the more high profile a wedding, the crazier the news surrounding it.

It wouldn’t surprise me if we saw these headlines in the future:

· “How to get Kim Kardashian’s divorce-inspired look”

· “Hugh Hefner, on deathbed, proposes to fetus“

· "Three-hour Broadway dance spectacular chronicles the many loves of Jennifer Lopez”

· “Polygamist Cody Brown marries fifth wife: Will this one convince him to get a haircut?”

· “Lindsay Lohan marries in attempt to make the public care about her again”

· “Deranged 37-year-old woman claims to be secret wife of Justin Bieber”

· “A nation mourns: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt still unmarried”

· “Kris Humphries writes shocking memoir: An inside look at traumatic 72-day marriage to Kim Kardashian”

· “Lady Gaga gets married in a peacock feather headdress, orange go-go boots and a wet suit; makes entrance riding a baby tiger: Will this spark a new trend for brides?”

The message is always the same: Celebrity weddings are SUPER-DUPER important.

And if you’re a common, everyday bride, your worst fear is getting married the same time the Kardashian Klan is flaunting all the free wedding swag while talking about how “real” and “ordinary” they are.

The truth is, real people, and real weddings are always more interesting.

But I would like to know how Kim gets such flawless skin…

Have a funny celebrity wedding prediction? Email me at unbridledbride@gmail.com.

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