2011 Lessons Learned continues:
July 2011 Lessons Learned
- The best place to watch fireworks from is the beach
- Google+ is really boring
- An electric knife is the ideal watermelon trimming instrument
- ImaginOn is great. But not on “Musical Petting Zoo” day.
- If a four year old asks you to play Candy Land, do it- but know that she may have stacked the deck
- If you start planning your fabulous Disney World vacation 3 months out you may have to schedule dinners at 9:45 PM because everyone else apparently plans these things years in advance
August 2011 Lessons Learned
- It may be “just Mohs Surgery” but sunblock is a far less painful alternative
- No matter how tempting it is, never ever write “REDRUM” in glossy red paint on a wall you’re painting. Eight coats later and I can still make it out if I squint.
- I can move like the wind when laying on my back in the dank storage area if a black widow drops out of a bike helmet and onto my lap
- When you have a fig tree with only seven figs a bunch of dirty squirrels will occupy your tree until they’ve eaten every last one
- The best source to know it wasn’t just you imagining it during a rare east coast earthquake is Facebook.
September 2011 Lessons Learned
- My wife = smoking hot Snow White. That is all I need to remember about September 2011.
October 2011 Lessons Learned
- Despite my earlier thoughts, Disney World really is a great vacation- at least when you have a five year old in tow. There. I said it.
- If you Google “Sniveling Caillou” my blog is the first hit. And I thought I’d never amount to anything!
- They serve fried Kool-aid at the Dixie Classic Fair
- Fake moustaches are itchy. At least the $2 one from Target is.
