There really is no greater way to wrap up a year-end recap than with November and December. It just seems so logical to do it that way, ya know?
November 2011 Lessons Learned
- Some people decorate for the holidays way too early. If you haven’t served the turkey put the boughs of holly down and quit playing Christmas music
- Many folks are dumb enough to ask a complete stranger to mail their kid a diseased lollipop. Why? Because they don’t trust “Big Pharma”
- Sidewalk chalk will occupy a five year old for hours
- Some folks are just itching to pepper spray someone
December 2011 Lessons Learned
- Candy Cane Joe-Joe’s are like holiday crack
- People actually do read the things I write, and remember them a year later
- The deluxe Rapunzel dress will leave glitter in places you had no idea existed
- “Do you know what’s more fun than getting presents? Opening them.” – My daughter
