Curiosity rover finds a message left by Martians: “We didn’t believe in global warming either.”
Hello Mr. Ryan, so long middle class!
Democrats’ “medicine” is more like chemo – it may be keeping me alive, but I sure feel lousy.
I’m counting on the “Nuns on the Bus” to help straighten out Ryan, his radical budget. You go, Sisters!
Ryan should not scare you on Medicare. You either fix it or lose it.
Dinner with MJ and Obama. You could learn how to be the worst in history at NBA and economics.
Just got my voter registration card in the mail. What do I need that for? Sadly, it never leaves my wallet.
Charlotte’s way past due talking about race. Looks like Heath Morrison’s on the right track!
Still in bed from COAS – Cloying Olympic Ads Syndrome.
Peppers: Living proof that courses in Underwater Basket Weaving not the joke we thought them to be.
Davidson College suspends Chick-fil-A. Somebody fail Free Speech?
Evidently Davidson is tolerant of all viewpoints – as long as they’re liberal.
Corny as it sounds a bad crop can give you excessive gas, prices.
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