If youre going to live in a flood zone dont expect the government to buy you a boat.
Mitt Romney was born on third base but thinks he hit a triple.
Clint Eastwood should stick to making movies.
Siers better start now drawing Obamas nose. Its going to be a lot longer than the one he drew for Ryan!
Nice to see Romney owns a suit.
Conventions need comic relief. Eastwood for one; Biden for the other.
The winner of this election is being handed the keys to the Titanic.
Government builds using our hard-earned money. So who are the real builders?
A White House spokesman named Josh Earnest? Were his parents oxymorons too?
Guess academically-challenged athletes will have to go out of state.
That 98-year-old message in a bottle found in Scotland were the minutes from Bill James first county commission meeting.
Great job cleaning up Independence, Brookshire Freeway! Can we work together to keep it this way?
As God is my witness Ill never go to Raleigh to see a Gone With the Wind exhibit.
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