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Nothing depicts a government job better than reassignment for incompetence.
Sure, change the Bobcats to the Hornets. Why not make them a synchronized swim team, while you’re at it.
Taking the Bob out of Bobcats was a good first step. Now change the name! Go Bugs!
If we bring back the Hornets name can we also bring back Dell and Muggsie? (But not George Shinn!)
Duke’s “martini” building looks more like a beer opener to me.
I hope the first thing off the fiscal cliff is foreign aid.
If we had statesmen rather than politicians there would be no cliff.
Now, children… It’s not the percent; it’s the dollars. It’s not the revenues; it’s the expenses. Work it out.
How many political parties do we need? Well we know the answer is not two.
If a corporation is a “person,” it should pay taxes like an individual, not just try to buy elections and rig the system.
Before we go to war with Syria and mess up a new batch of veterans, let’s take care of the ones we have now.
In our brave new world, men flaunt jewelry, women bare their chests. How times change.
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