All five living presidents will gather for the opening of the George W. Bush Presidential Library. President Obama says he hopes he can pick up some ideas for when he builds his. Its going to be called the Blame George W. Bush Presidential Library.
Down in Texas Thursday is the opening of the George Bush Presidential Library and Think Tank. I think hes in the shallow end.
Senator John McCain went on TV this week to call Kim Jong-Un a clown and a fool. As you know, according to John McCain, that would still make him eligible to be vice president.
U.S. intelligence agencies have put together a psychological profile of Kim Jong Un. They say hes a narcissist, and he is obsessed with Hollywood, obsessed with plastic surgery, and obsessed with the NBA. Its a condition we know as Kardashianism.
A new report found that the worst job in the U.S. is being a newspaper reporter. They say its better for writers to just focus on fiction and become a CNN reporter.
You know what the worst job in America is? Its newspaper reporter. I guess the pollsters forgot to ask the guy who cleans the toilets at Dodger Stadium how things are going for him.
It was dubbed the worst job because its high stress, low pay, and often requires working in dangerous conditions. This must have been a fun story for the newspaper reporters to report. Hey guys, guess what? Our lives stink.
Computer hackers hacked into The Associated Press Twitter account and they faked reports about an attack on the White House. And I thought, Wait a minute, the real news isnt bad enough? Now were making up bad news?
According to new poll information, Americans now think very strongly positive about George W. Bush. By God, maybe theres hope for me!
Former Congressman Anthony Weiner is back on Twitter. Its like giving Lindsay Lohan the keys to the mini bar.
These brothers killed a young policeman, carjacked an SUV, ending with a high-speed chase and a firefight in which Tamerlan was mortally wounded, ending his life as all Islamic terrorists dream: at Beth Israel Hospital.
I mean, at the end of this mans presidency, even as my fellow conservatives were abandoning Bush like rats on a sinking ship on a crash course with Cat Island, I remained faithful, and Im sure he knows that from the warrantless wiretaps he authorized.
These are two bombers they are two brothers, ethnic Chechens, which is in southern Russia who came to the U.S. from the country of Kyrgyzstan, which is in central Asia. And today George W. Bush vowed revenge and called for an immediate invasion of Puerto Rico.
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