What’s black and white and red all over? The newspaper, silly.
Our Sunday gift to you: Spend some quality time with the family telling each other jokes.
Q: What did one firecracker say to the other firecracker?
“My pop is bigger than your pop.”
Q: How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
He gets pale as a sheet.
Q: Why did the ghost kid measure himself against the wall?
Because he wanted to know if he gruesome.
Q: How do mummies behave?
In a grave manner.
Q: Spell electricity with three letters.
Q: What kind of ant can count?
Q: Where do pencils come from?
Q: What kind of tie does a pig wear?
A pigsty (pig’s tie).
Q: How many sides does a box have?
Two, the inside and the outside.
Q: When can a man be 6 feet tall and short at the same time?
When he is short of money.
SOURCE: “The Biggest Riddle Book in the World“
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