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Groaners to share with family

What’s black and white and red all over? The newspaper, silly.

Our Sunday gift to you: Spend some quality time with the family telling each other jokes.

Q: What did one firecracker say to the other firecracker?

“My pop is bigger than your pop.”

Q: How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

Q: Why did the ghost kid measure himself against the wall?

Because he wanted to know if he gruesome.

Q: How do mummies behave?

In a grave manner.

Q: Spell electricity with three letters.

NRG (energy).

Q: What kind of ant can count?

An accountant.

Q: Where do pencils come from?

From Pennsylvania.

Q: What kind of tie does a pig wear?

A pigsty (pig’s tie).

Q: How many sides does a box have?

Two, the inside and the outside.

Q: When can a man be 6 feet tall and short at the same time?

When he is short of money.

SOURCE: “The Biggest Riddle Book in the World“

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