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If your dog were a Republican …
By Doug Robarchek | September 6, 2012

In a bold new position paper issued on Thursday, the final day of the Democratic blah blah blah blah blah I am sick of this cockamamie thing already, Democrats made a proposal that was hailed by observers all across the political spectrum, from ultra-liberal Democrats to ultra-ultra-liberal Democrats: mandatory abortions for everybody. Including men.

Question of the day: Are Democrats liberal scum?
By Doug Robarchek | Outfront | September 6, 2012

I don’t know if you know this, because I’m not sure if it’s been mentioned in any of the news outlets (you know the liberal media never report anything good), but the Democratic National Convention is being held in Charlotte right now.

Charlotte’s DNC is like Mardi Gras
By Doug Robarchek | September 4, 2012

There was a kind of Mardi Gras feel to the uptown streets Tuesday, with preachers thundering messages of doom, people in funny hats, men in Obama masks and a young woman dressed as a giant mosquito.

Police were everywhere at CarolinaFest
By Doug Robarchek | September 3, 2012

Welcome to Smurf City.

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Doug Robarchek
Doug Robarchek
Doug Robarchek is a retired Observer humor columnist.