A new Tiger Woods mistress has emerged. Her name is Devon James and she was hired through an escort service by Tiger for "a two-girl party," according to RadarOnline.
Apparently there was "very little talk" involved, Tiger liked to be the "dominant partner in bed" and he confessed in his second rendezvous with Devon that wife Elin "didn't want to have a sex a lot."
Can we just say, "Uh, duh?" and also: YAWN.
An escort comes out of the woodwork to say she had a threesome with Tiger Woods? Guess it must be Wednesday.
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To shock us at this point, Tiger Woods' newest scandal either needs to be sex with a gaggle of little people who ride around in a clown car or a dude. Anything else is like, "What else is new?"
James' emergence comes on the heels of Tiger's televised interview where he says that he and Elin are working on it and that he's making amends.
One has to wonder why Devon James decided to come forward now? She tells Radar it's because she "felt bad for [Tiger]" at the beginning of the scandal but now she just looks totally tardy to the party. She also missed her chance at the Tiger Woods' Mistress Beauty Pageant!
Okay, ladies. Just three more women and we can have the Tiger Woods' Mistress Charity Baseball Game!!!