Tara Reid (right, we know...who?) is gracing the cover of December's Playboy. Inside, she talks about her botched plastic surgery, saying, "I got it fixed and now I'm okay...that's part of the reason I did the Playboy shoot -- to show the world this is me and this is what I look like."
Um, Tara? We're very sorry about your botched plastic surgery, but we're not sure the way to show the world that you're okay is to be on the cover of Playboy sporting clown boobs and raccoon eyes and looking like you have to pee.
Is that cover supposed to be sexy? It makes us want to cry. This is like the definition of rode hard, put away wet. Yikes.