Exploiting the dead is distasteful. I think we all can agree on that. Let the departed, dearly and otherwise, rest in peace. For when we die - sorry to plunge you into existential despair so early in the day, but it will happen - our dignity and right to be treated with a modicum of human decency should not expire with us.
The white-gloved waiter brings the freshly squeezed juice to our banquette framed by white drapes. Soon, a canopied boat will ferry us from the gardens of the 17th century garden palace across the city's centerpiece lake to the fabled palace of the Maharana of the House of Mewar.