Tolstedt jumps as the Wells Fargo stagecoach goes over the cliff.
Let the red wolves run free; cage the humans.
New NCAA Star Spangled Banner starts “Oh say can you pee”?
Just a matter of time before UNC leaves the state because of HB2!
Will the last person to leave Charlotte please turn off the transgender bathroom light?
Thanks N.C. Now I won’t get to see Clemson play in the championship because you can’t get your head out of the toilet.
Republicans hate government overreach – unless they’re the ones reaching.
After watching the Clinton surrogates taking the Fifth, I wanted to drink one.
Results from Trump heart and brain scans: Nothing to report.
It’s all right, Hillary. We’re all sick of politics at this point.
“Deplorable” – perfect word for both candidates.
I’ve got dibs on canceling out Jim Cherry’s vote!