CONAN O’BRIEN
“On ‘60 Minutes’, Donald Trump said he wishes his campaign’s tone had been ‘nicer’ and more ‘on policy.’ Trump said, ‘But then, I would have lost.’ ”
“President Obama was in Greece and he visited the ancient Greek Acropolis. Obama said, ‘I wanted to get used to seeing a once-great democracy in ruins.’ ”
“Experts say one of the biggest threats facing Donald Trump’s presidency could be North Korea. Evidently, Kim Jong Un is so incompetent and unstable, they’re worried Trump will give him a Cabinet post.”
“Donald Trump said the transition is going well and he has spoken to ‘many foreign leaders.’ Then someone had to explain to Trump that Barack Obama is not a ‘foreign leader.’ ”
“Trump tweeted that he would have won the popular vote if he had campaigned more in New York, Florida, and California. Trump explained, ‘I just got tired and ran out of terrible things to say.’ ”
JIMMY FALLON
“President Obama was in Greece to meet with the Greek prime minister. Yep, Obama went to the birthplace of democracy to say, ‘Spoiler alert!’ ”
“Donald Trump and Mike Pence reportedly received their first presidential daily briefing of sensitive national intelligence. Or as Trump asked Putin, ‘Do you prefer email or fax?’ ”
“After Trump met with Obama, Trump seemed surprised by the scope of the president’s duties. Trump said, ‘Who knew?’ And Hillary said, ‘I did.’ ”
“While President Obama met with Donald Trump, Michelle Obama met with Melania Trump. Michelle said, ‘It’s a pleasure to welcome you and Donald to the White House.’ Melania said, ‘It is a pleasure to welcome you and Donald to the White House.’ ”
“Trump said that he would not accept the president’s standard $400,000 salary. So Trump made his first deal as president-elect and lost almost $400,000.”
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