Parody of Aerosmith’s
Never miss a local story.
He tweets about things that make us all scared
Tweeting out thoughts that no one should share
He’s calling out folks, and he’s done it all year
I can’t grasp, baby, how we ended up here!
When he reads some drivel from crazed deadbeat
Doesn’t care who it is – if he likes, he’ll retweet!
And it’s not big news, he a real big liar
So his tweet storms might just set the world on fire!
Is it false or true? Well, we just can’t tell
Only thing that’s for sure is he really can’t spell
And I’m telling you folks, he’s a wee bit miffed
He’s got a tenth of the followers of Taylor Swift!
He tweets about China and voter fraud,
His obsession with SNL’s a little bit odd
Will someone take away the phone from this man?
Cause he’ll start a world war while he is sitting on the can!