Bojangles’ Coliseum requires wider seats? The limerick contest was over too soon.
Fat wallets require more space at sport venues.
Sounds like we need delinquent taxpayer profiling.
Blaming the IRS is like blaming the checkout person at the grocery store!
Bought a big supply of the “purple pill” to stomach the 2016 campaign.
Spring has sprung in Iowa. The tulips, daffodils, and the Clintons are starting to show!
Benghazi, E-mailgate, Whitewater, we were “dead broke...” What difference does it make at this point?
O Rubio, Rubio. Why art thou embarrassing thyself, Rubio?
Got my “Run, Hillary, Run” bumper sticker, put it on the front.
My religious beliefs allow me to do business with everyone but politicians.
Jordan Spieth may be a college dropout, but he got his Masters by age 21.
Used to be covered in sweat after my morning jog. Now, it’s canker worms!