Why is government so darned concerned we might not be able to watch TV?
Just because I put up a “For Sale” sign doesn't mean I want to hear from all you predatory “investors.”
NASCAR operates a “fleet of private jets”? Not for long.
Remember when we thought Evelyn Davis was crazy for warning shareholders about corporate greed?
Dilemma! Obama sticker but no foreign car.
More Maddow, less Limbaugh.
If all those illegal immigrants came here for jobs Americans don't want, then why are they still here?
Observer editors, please ban “arguably” from your pages.
Why is it called “Blondie,” when it's always about Dagwood?
To the lady in the white Escalade who didn't have money to tip me at the car wash. You told me you'd come back – and you did!
Do young waitresses realize they cut their tips in half when they call me “Honey”?
The worst drivers on N.C. roads are those with S.C. plates.
Most dangerous vehicle on the interstate: the school bus.
A billboard campaign that warns about distracted driving?
The real reason Charlotte will never host a Super Bowl: not enough strip clubs.