Oh, say, can you see Looziana floods from first tee?
What Ailes Trump?
Was that a shock-collar around Donald’s neck when he apologized?
I regret I nuked Russia.
Suddenly, Dubya ain’t lookin’ so bad, huh?
Trump must view campaign managers the way he does wives.
Carolina Comeback? More like a Carolina Chase ’em Away.
Old Roy Cooper is a lot like A-Rod – paid a lot to do nothing.
The world needs more Ledecky, less Lochte.
Ryan just drowned his reputation.
If a 32-year-old is “just a kid,” I must be a millennial at age 81.
Our government system of checks and balances is only CHECK$.
Nothing says “world class” like being last in Olympics TV viewing.
Make Charlotte great again. Sweep the streets.