Chrisley Knows Best (9 p.m., USA) – I’m a little embarrassed to say how much I’m looking forward to this third season premiere. I know the show is probably scripted and I know their conspicuous consumption habits represent much of what is wrong with America. But I can’t help it. Todd is just so funny to me. Tonight, the Chrisleys are interviewed for a magazine and Todd writes a script for the family to memorize. When things go off script, Todd retaliates with some harsh honesty. A second new episode airs at 9:30.
Also on tonight . . .
Pretty Little Liars (8 p.m., ABC Family) – Aria, Hanna, Emily, Spencer and Mona struggle to survive Charles’ demented games in the Season 6 premiere.
Stitchers (9 p.m., ABC Family) – In the premiere of this new series, a young woman with a talent for technology joins a covert government agency to solve crimes by entering the minds of recently deceased people.
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iZombie (9 p.m., CW) – After a group of drunk teenage girls cover up an accident, one of them is murdered. Also, Major becomes suspicious of Blaine’s deli.
Royal Pains (10 p.m., USA) – Season 7 opens with Hank helping a TV host, and Evan and Paige buying a new home and getting unexpected news. Also, Divya saves a young skateboarder and gets more than she bargained for, and Evan gets a career opportunity from Boris.