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A Wachovia broker with a sense of humor offers those of you with any money left to be aware of these expected mergers. Get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks!

Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W.R.Grace Co. will merge and become:

Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces to become:

Poly Warner Cracker.

3M will merge with Goodyear and become:

MMM Good.

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors,

Dofasco and Dakota Mining will become:

ZipAudiDoDa.

FedEx and UPS become:

FedUP.

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers become:

FairwellHoneychild.

Knott's Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will be known as:

Knott NOW!

Michael Weinstein, from an e-mail from Mary Hoag
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