South Florida Sun-Sentinel
“How many times do I have to say it?“
Mothers the world over use this favorite phrase, usually in escalating octaves of disbelief.
Help save her breath (and sanity) with the Mom-O-Matic. This handy little gadget, with a built-in speaker, will do her dirty work at the press of a button:
“It’s not your turn, honey.”
“I don’t care what he did!”
And the ever-distracting, “Look! A pony!“
(There also is a Dad-O-Matic, but, frankly, we’re not sure why.)
Get it for $12.95 from Catalogs.com.