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First Annual JonMcP Gift Guide

Well, here we are again.  Another Christmas season.  I’ve noticed that already we’re seeing plenty of gift guides crop up, even here on MomsCharlotte. 

I don’t know about you, but while those guides can be kinda helpful, I really am looking for the perfect gift to give someone who has everything. You know, something for the person who already even has a Snuggie for their dog.

That’s why I hope these little suggestions come in handy:

First, this being a parenting blog I know all of you will appreciate the beauty of the Ceramic Smoking Baby available at Archie McPhee.
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If this cute little guy doesn’t scream “I am a classy individual” or, better yet, “Call DSS!” I just don’t know what does.  Really, what more can be said about this item?

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Now, many folks like technology.  But some really LOVE it.  You know the kind-  we see them walking around with those Bluetooth ear dongles, they always have their files handy on a flash drive, and they can name most minor characters in Star Wars (I am guilty as charged!)

Well, what would be a better gift for the “techie” on your gift list than the Humping USB Dog available from  

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This device plugs into the USB port of your computer and then, well, does exactly what you think.  Nothing more, nothing less. There are five different breeds to choose from, so one of these is a sure match for that special someone in need of an offensive USB device.

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Finally, I have found the gift that keeps on giving and giving.  

With this particular gift the recipient can feel like it’s Christmas every day!  This is an item that combines the joy of a certain jolly old elf with the spiritual experience of- well, I’m not sure, but it's awe inspiring. 

If you know someone who has that special twinkle in their eye, why not buy them a case of Obama Jingle Buddies Christmas Ornaments from Christmas   

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Careful though, every time one of these bells rings the government grabs another piece of the private sector!  Ho Ho Ho!!  Heaven help us if you drop the box.