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Congress can fix Wall Street after a day's worth of discussion but not immigration, energy, welfare, Social Security, healthcare and infrastructure after decades of discussion?

The problem is not a gas shortage, it's an idiot overabundance.

The definition of overreaction: The Observer and Local News! They scared everyone to go out and buy gas even when they didn't need it.

John McCain can put that “maverick” title on the shelf now. He's more like a cross between Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam.

No matter who wins the presidential election, they'll be facing the worst fiasco since 1929. We should NEVER forget it happened on Bush's and the GOP's watch.

Perhaps we should put Big Oil in charge of FEMA. Look how quickly gas prices were “fixed” after the recent hurricane!

Obama may as well stay on the campaign trail. He is accustomed to being merely “Present” anyway.

These days, men bejewel, and women bare, their chests. Are we sure that's progress – for men?

Hey, didya see Obama in Grand Rapids, confusing “Cedar Rapids” with “Grand Rapids”? Made Sarah sound like Churchill. Oh, and his crowd was smaller, too.

Do you remember what happened the last time President Bush rushed Congress into a quick vote with faulty information?