What? This isn't the Speedway?

Burning rubber

Wee hour racers rumble down interstate to jail. Looking for Bruton Boulevard?

A sting-y situation

Jelly hordes horn in on end-of-summer fun in the sun. A scourge on sandy bottoms.

Jilted again

Fizzled Fay a blowhard that didn't in Carolinas. Drought still rules with a bone-dry fist.

Ursa Minor? Not!

Smokies' bear stalks boy, pays with its life. Revenge of the carnivores?

The Big Bang

Inflated home appraisals add their own dynamite to nation's mortgage implosion. Enough creative destruction!