Is that gasoline on your breath?

Addicted? Us?

Paltry petrol at pumps has Charlotte running on fumes, fuming.

Hall of Shame

Sly city staff slips in naughty NASCAR numbers while no one's looking.

Deadbeat debaters

Bev ignores Pat and Mike in Chapel Hill. Meanwhile John McCain, well … has a crisis but works it out.

Flush with green

Sprinkle, sprinkle little lawn, watering returns from dusk to dawn. Drought disappears, restrictions ease.

Waste, want. Duh!

Dry pumps trump dry reservoirs for the time being. No lessons learned, apparently.