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The new caption contest winner: Aug. 4, 2017


“I will not tolerate leaks on my ship!”

Phil Clutts, Harrisburg

“You don’t look much like Jack Sparrow.”

John Rudasill, Cherryville

“No one is around here long enough to mutiny.”

Rodney Robinson, Lincolnton

Here are a few more entries from this week that caught our eye:


“What do you mean, ‘You’re fired’?”

“Fifteen White House staffers on dead man’s chest, yo, ho, ho and a bottle of rum.”

“Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of dumb.”

Feel free to join a discussion about the winner, add more captions of your own, or let us know your favorites in the 'Comments' section below (using your Facebook account). Please join us again Monday, Aug. 7, for a new cartoon caption challenge. – Kevin Siers