The Buzz 12.04.16

American values: More people shop Black Friday than vote?

Governor, time to call Two Guys and a Truck.

The only fraud in this year’s election? Pat McCrory.

Pat, we baked you some cookies. Hope they make you feel better.

Uh-oh, Tweety Bird is lining his gilded cage with the U.S. Constitution.

Voting fraud: Hil disclaims, pursues it; Donald proclaims, poo-poos it.

Jobless rate hits nine-year low of 4.6 percent. Thanks, Obama!

The Art of the Carrier Deal? Bribery!

If you thought Hillary was a friend of Wall Street, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

Jill Stein is just auditioning for the Clinton Foundation.

Instead of draining the swamp, Mr. Trump keeps adding critters.

When Bojangles’ heads north, the heart doctors won’t be far behind.

That “buzz” you’ll hear around Christmas will be from an invasion of cheap drones!