The Buzz 05.31.15

DOJ’s FIFA investigation: GOOOOOAL!

FIFA and America have a lot in common – crooks get re-elected.

Terrorists trying to take over the world and we’re worried about soccer?

Who cares, it’s just soccer. Not real football.

Welcome back Mayor Pat!

P.C. McCrory.

All these Republican court jesters are just making Hillary’s coronation easier.

If I had a nickel for every Republican candidate – I’d start a Super PAC.

Imagine how many millions the Clintons could make if Hillary becomes president.

A decade to execute a killer and we can’t spare an unborn child three days?

I will now stop my financial boycott of the Boy Scouts.

Iraqi Army – an oxymoron if there ever was one.

Looking forward to relaxing on Sundays with a tall glass of Ginn and Newton.