Greek economics: I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
Tsipras to the EU: “Greece my palms!”
Safest place at a race: in a NASCAR-designed car.
Do you do your best driving at 2:45 a.m.? Why expect a NASCAR driver to?
Jimmy Carter says Jesus would approve of gay marriage. That settles it for me.
Single greatest detriment to Christianity today: compromise.
Hillary finally talks – but still says nothing.
What the N.C. General Assembly needs is a nice beach vacation.
Iran talks are like a rubber band – and Iran keeps stretching it to the limits.
Mankind has become Earth’s new locust.
After the flag comes down, don’t forget to burn the books in the library.
Once the flag is down, go after guns with the same gusto!
What took Ritz-Carlton so long?