Queen Charlotte, you trouble-maker, why can’t you do as you’re tolled?
So, Gov. McCrory is now an evangelical preacher? Oy vey!
The best and worst teacher at my school gets a $750 raise. Seems fair.
Not one word about “newcomers” from Mexico and farther south.
I see the King has decided to rename mountains.
Highest point in U.S.: Denali. Lowest point: government approval ratings.
If the Donald wins, Denali becomes Trump Tower?
Be careful, voters! Elect Trump and Kanye could be next.
If Jerry gets a road, then name the toll road after McCrory.
Pretty obvious driver’s ed isn’t doing much good in N.C.
Build another high-rise and watch traffic accidents rise too!
Darth Cheney is against the Iran deal? Now, I’m really for it!
All those hearing aid ads... Half of Charlotte must be deaf.