Ideal Supreme Court nominee: a Black-Asian-Hispanic mixed-race woman previously confirmed to the federal bench 98-0.
Trump’s wall isn’t to keep people out. It’s to keep people from leaving when he’s president.
Donald’s Secret Service name should be “Cilantro.” People either love him or despise him.
Better Trump than an actual conservative.
Prophet Hosea to GOP: Those who sow the wind shall reap the windbag.
Fellow conservatives, 5 candidates, 2 brains. 1 experienced. Kasich.
New product: Stench Off. Use it after exiting the polls.
City Council – where political correctness overcomes common sense.
CATS, fix the broken fare boxes before increasing rates.