The Buzz 03.14.16

If you have to tell me you are a Christian, don’t.

Thanks for the survey, CMS. Now please proceed with what you were going to do anyway.

If you think Donald would make a great president, N.C. has a toll road it’d like to sell you.

If straw men were a commodity, Pitts and Obama would be rich indeed.

GOP’s hopes are pinned to a 20-year campaign to prove Hillary lies more than other politicians.

Rules? Hillary don’t need no stinking rules!

Trump or Sanders? Good thing we have two other branches of government!

They say Trump tells it like it is. As Bill Clinton said: “It depends upon what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is.”

Feels like this nation is being punked – is this election even real?