The Buzz 05.05.16

Nero fiddled. Jennifer tweeted.

Beware politicians bearing common sense solutions.

Common sense – not so common any more.

Pat: the preacher. John Boy & Billy’s audience: the choir.

What we have here is a national embarrassment...

Due to HB 2 boycotts, toll lanes are no longer needed.

N.C. GOP policy – based on small government and a small economy.

Like cicadas, Ted Cruz will be back.

TrusTed to ToasTed!

A million years: When I might vote for Trump or Clinton.

Either way, Canada is going to get way more crowded!

Marrying a Polish supermodel doesn’t qualify as foreign policy experience.

Bernie, even socialists eventually run out of other people’s money.

Will the civil war in Brazil start before or after the Olympics?