Nero fiddled. Jennifer tweeted.
Beware politicians bearing common sense solutions.
Common sense – not so common any more.
Pat: the preacher. John Boy & Billy’s audience: the choir.
What we have here is a national embarrassment...
Due to HB 2 boycotts, toll lanes are no longer needed.
N.C. GOP policy – based on small government and a small economy.
Like cicadas, Ted Cruz will be back.
TrusTed to ToasTed!
A million years: When I might vote for Trump or Clinton.
Either way, Canada is going to get way more crowded!
Marrying a Polish supermodel doesn’t qualify as foreign policy experience.
Bernie, even socialists eventually run out of other people’s money.
Will the civil war in Brazil start before or after the Olympics?