Barney Fife is alive and well on Bald Head.
Just back from Paris where restroom choice is based on need, not gender.
Finally, the sun stopped boycotting N.C.!
Maroon 5 canceled. Who’s Maroon 5?
Airline passengers, quick or safe? You choose!
The NRA just found its target!
Obamacare: C- or D+. BCBS CEO: F-minus-minus.
Trump’s positions change so often he should give his speeches at Waffle House.
Trump’s mode – not so much flip-flop as bait-and-switch.
NIMBY Piper Glen protesters should turn in their cell phones.
Stop cell towers? Turn off cell phones!
Wish Franklin Graham would be more like Jesus, less like Jesse Helms.
Martha got jail time. Phil Mickelson just has to return the cash.
He might be the worst president we’ve had, but he’ll be the best golfer!