N.C. politics: As toxic as the water.
Treat the Whitewater Center like a sewage plant, not a swimming pool.
Seems to me the only thing being elevated is Furtick’s bank account.
Hillary selects Pokemon as VP, secures the youth vote.
Don’t demand gun control, folks. Just keep buying candles to light.
There’s no race crisis. No gun crisis. It’s a mental health crisis.
That whirring sound? It’s the Founding Fathers spinning in their graves.
You chose Dubya for president. Twice. Stop pretending you care about competence or honesty.
The diabetes/spoon analogy only works if it can take you from from healthy to obese in less than 5 seconds.
Cell phones – technology’s gift for avoiding eye contact.
Thanks Facebook! Easy to find out which of my friends are racists.
Wish drivers would follow me more closely. Too much distance between us.