The Buzz

Barack Obama was ranked 69th in effectiveness in 2005 and 51st in 2006 by the same people who rank Elizabeth Dole 93rd..

There's only one thing Republicans do better than Democrats: They can divide the country into the them-vs.-us mentality faster than they can say “godless libruls.”

What's John McCain going to change? All the stuff he voted for to help ruin our country?

The market was up over 300 points on the news of the taxpayer bailout of Freddie and Fannie. Those free market guys just love socialism!

If John McCain were a maverick he would not have picked someone who viciously pushes every view and policy George Bush has ever shoved down our throats.

Most of Sarah Palin's “radical views” were held by a bunch of others on the fringe – guys like Washington, Franklin and Adams, to name a few.

If you believe CMC isn't going to ruin Dilworth with overdevelopment and taxpayers aren't going to end up paying for the over-budget NASCAR museum, then I have some swampland in Florida I'd like to sell you.

Smokers, would you please explain how throwing your butts out of the car window or on the ground DOESN'T make you feel like a lowlife, slovenly sack of crap?

Note to Obama on his “lipstick on a pig” comment: You can put a necktie on a jackass but that doesn't make him a president!