Sarah, who is now so renowned that she is known merely by one name and has a name ID of 90 percent, has to be a Kmart mom who appeals to Kmart moms and dads. She's already shown that she can shoot the pig, bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan. Now all she has to do is prove that she can be the leader of the free world on a moment's notice, and field dress Putin as adeptly as she can a moose.
After devilishly mocking Obama – and successfully getting into his head – with their ads about how he was just a frothy celebrity, like Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, it turns out all the McCain camp wanted was an Obama of its own.
Celebrity not so bad now?
Now that they have the electric Palin, they've stopped arguing that celebrity is bad. As Rick Davis, a top McCain adviser, said: “This election is not about issues. This election is about a composite view of what people take away from these candidates.”
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Wasilla will be crawling with four groups – ABC staffers, frantically getting ready for the big showdown; McCain staffers, frantically tutoring Palin for the big showdown; McCain vetters, who are belatedly doing their job checking to see if Palin is a qualified White House contender and doing their best to shut down Troopergate, and assembling a “truth squad” posse of Palinistas to rebut any criticism and push back any prying reporters; and journalists – from Sydney to Washington – who are here to draw back the curtain on the shiny reformer image that the McCain camp has conjured for their political ingenue and see what's behind it.
Gibson has his work cut out for him. His problem isn't coming up with a list of questions, but finding time to drill deeply enough into all the unknown territory of her life. It's a task that dwarfs the drilling job the oil companies are doing on Alaska's North Slope.
Inquiring minds want to know
In the end, none of it may matter, since Palin has rocketed in the polls, drawing women and men with her vapid if vivacious scripted cheerleading. But if you're reading this, Charlie, we want to know everything, including:
What kind of budget-cutter makes a show of getting rid of the state plane, then turns around and bills taxpayers for the travel of her husband and kids between Juneau and Wasilla and sticks the state with a per-diem tab to stay in her own home?
Why was Sarah for the Bridge to Nowhere before she was against the Bridge to Nowhere, and why was she for earmarks before she was against them? And doesn't all this make her just as big a flip-flopper as John Kerry?
What kind of fiscal conservative raises taxes and increases budgets in both her jobs – as mayor and as governor?
When the phone rings at 3 a.m., will she call the Wasilla Assembly of God congregation and ask them to pray on a response, as she asked them to pray for a natural gas pipeline?
Does she really think Adam, Eve, Satan and the dinosaurs mingled on the earth 5,000 years ago?
Why put out a press release about her teenage daughter's pregnancy and then spend the next few days attacking the press for covering that press release?
As Troopergate unfolds here – an inquiry into whether Palin inappropriately fired the commissioner of public safety for refusing to fire her ex-brother-in-law – it raises this question: Who else is on her enemies list and what might she do with the FBI?
Does she want a federal ban on trans fat in restaurants as well as on abortion and Harry Potter? And which books exactly would have landed on the literature bonfire if she had had her way with that Wasilla librarian?