So Californians can find excuses for murder, but Nevadans can't find one for robbery and kidnapping?
How come O. J. wasn't included in the bailout bill?
Because of pressure to contribute I felt as a First Union employee, I don't give to United Way. I pick my charities – they don't pick me!
Now that Congress has solved the financial crisis in one week, I expect Social Security to be fixed next week and global warming halted the week after.
Why don't sportswriters and newscasters understand that “Wolfpack” is a singular noun and therefore takes a singular verb?
The Pope says money is “nothing”? Has he ordered churches to stop collecting it during services?
I want my president and his wife to like this country.
Why does Todd Palin hate America so much he belonged to an Alaskan group that wanted to secede from it?
Your recent headlines suggest Chicken Little has taken over as Observer editor.
Would Rodney Monroe have received his degree if he were white?
Does Charlotte rely too heavily on banking? Does it get dark at night?
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