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A lesson in tenses:

Past – Highest standards

Present – 10-point scale

Future – Pass/Fail.

Mitch McConnell taking credit for the economy is like a rooster taking credit for the sunrise.

No need for fertilizer if I could play a recording of McConnell’s Senate address.

Obama thinks everything should be free as long as someone else pays.

Pay attention 30-39 hour workers. GOP Congress wants to nix your full-time status. There go your benefits!

Dear Duke: Please consider extra revenue from the arctic blast our part of the coal ash cleanup.

Want the truth about Morrison debacle? Like the botched 2011 reval, get an outside audit.

Forget six-pack abs. Jeb’s got a new Super Pac.

If you want to be a martyr, please don’t take others with you.

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