The Buzz 07.31.16

Will Clinton/Trump be on Pay-Per-View?

“She never, ever quits” – deleting!

Buckle up Mr. Pence, it’s going to be a very bumpy ride!

Democratic National CON-vention.

Invite Russia into our politics? Extremely careless!

No tax returns, no Intelligence briefing.

Now I understand, Hillary just wants to be our Mother.

Does Gary Pearce live in the same country I do?

Pat McCrory – The Minus $100-Million-Dollar Man.

All-Star, Schmall-Star – bring back ’rasslin!

Great bumper sticker: “If only closed minds came with closed mouths.”

Give pedestrians a fighting chance – build a median at every crosswalk.

Seriously! “Customer with Child Parking”? Why not “Lazy Customer Parking”!

Man, it’s too hot out to make jokes about global warming being a hoax.