Down-ballot Republicans abandoning Trump Airline. Can’t afford the baggage fees.
Hear us Obiwan Trumpobi; you’re our only hope to save us from the Darth Hillary death star!
Trump: “I cannot tell a lie. Hillary cut down that cherry tree.”
Hillary lauds Obama (cause) but laments the lack of jobs (effect)?
Trump built a wall – around his tax returns.
You don’t believe in climate change or evolution, but you’ll swallow all the snake oil Trump spoons out?
This election will be known as the War of Twitter – or twits.
The McCrory/Rucho team’s greatest accomplishment: The Attorney Full Employment Act.
The world didn’t end, it was a pre-season game, folks.