Don’t worry about the cost of Trump’s parade. He’ll get the North Koreans to pay for it.
Dreamers are threatening to leave. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.
Nancy Pelosi stood for 8 hours in support of illegals, but couldn’t stand once for the State of the Union?
Democrat deficits are bad, but Republican deficits are good?
Since Trump claimed to be responsible for the stock market’s rise, will he now own the drop?
Trump’s obstruction of justice is becoming destruction of justice.
Trump’s following the O.J. Defense: make the investigators look like the guilty ones.
The banks are too big to fail and the hospitals are too big to be satisfied.
“Atrium” is the best name they could think of for a hospital colossus? Were “Porch” and “Garage” already taken?
“Atrium” will now always remind consumers of the time they’ll spend in the waiting room.
Atrium: a hallway straight into your bank account.