The CharlotteFive Hurricane Survival Guide
Hurricane Joaquin is lingering out in the Atlantic, y’all, and it could dump a load of rain on our fair city this weekend. It even forced us to cancel our sweet event at the Mint Museum.
The hurricane strengthened to a Category 4 storm before 4 p.m. yesterday.
Gov. Pat McCrory declared a state of emergency for all 100 counties and dispensed safety advice, including:
.@PatMcCroryNC: Follow direx from local officials. Stay away from flooded roads, areas. Most storm-related deaths due to drowning #Joaquin
— April D. Bethea (@AprilBethea) October 1, 2015
.@PatMcCroryNC safety tips: Be sure to update emergency kits w/ bottled water, nonperishable food, medical supplies, etc. #Joaquin
— April D. Bethea (@AprilBethea) October 1, 2015
That’s a good and important list, but we have a few things we’d like to add.
Here’s what we at CharlotteFive will be picking up today before we hunker down to ride out the storm.
Katie
– Sparkling water, frozen vegetables, beans, Moon Drops and a bag of chocolate chips from Publix. Make that two bags of chocolate chips.
– Pumpkin spice coffee from Trader Joe’s.
– An assortment of red wines from Common Market. To stay healthy.
– Flippy-floppies. For wading across sidewalks.
– Fall-scented candle and lighter from Target. Ambiance is key.
– Fully charged cell phone and computer. Journal and pen in case computer dies.
– Frumpy sweatpants. For frumping around.
– “The Goldfinch.” Now is not the time for a Netflix binge.
Corey
– Beer. This feels like good weather for a growler of Birdsong’s Wake Up coffee porter. Or some OMB Mecktoberfest.
"Wake Up" Porter is kegged and ready for it's release tomorrow! #CLTbeer pic.twitter.com/e69mH1Hau4
— Birdsong Brewing (@BirdsongBrewing) September 2, 2015
– A frozen pizza (or 20). I could probably survive for 6.5 months on frozen pepperoni pizzas.
https://twitter.com/sabrinapisiio/status/645736603059683328
– A back-up four pack of NoDa’s Coco Loco, just in case the storm gets really bad.
– A car/battery-powered cell phone charger. Because I need to be able to Instagram and Snapchat the storm.
– Chef Boyardee ravioli. Admit it: That stuff is delicious.
Whether you use a spoon or a fork, we can all agree that ravioli is delicious. pic.twitter.com/y7KWhxCme8
— Chef Boyardee (@ChefBoyardee) June 23, 2015
– A book. Right now I’m reading Aziz Ansari’s “Modern Romance.” Online dating is tough, huh?
Read an excerpt of my book: @TIME: Aziz Ansari: Everything You Know About Love is Wrong: http://t.co/X286GgBGGU pic.twitter.com/tUl8H2yPzF
— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) June 5, 2015
– A book light (duh).
– Maybe one more four pack of Triple C 3C IPA. You can never be too prepared.
In all seriousness, be safe this weekend. Watch for flooding. Don’t drive or walk through flooded streets. Drive safe. Curl up on the couch with a book and a beverage.
Photos: NOAA via Getty Images; Katie Toussaint
This story was originally published October 2, 2015 at 12:04 AM with the headline "The CharlotteFive Hurricane Survival Guide."