#FollowFriday: Charlotte’s parody Twitter accounts
I mostly use Twitter as a news source. I follow a ton of writers and publications around the country, in addition to friends and cool local people. But occassionally I need something lighter, a little more fun, to come across my feed. That’s where the parody accounts come in.
This week I reached out to some Twitter-savvy friends and the Twitter brain trust, combined their suggestions with my own and came up with this (definitely-not-comprehensive) list of Charlotte parody Twitter accounts. I divided them up by category.
Accessories
This account was the inspiration for this post, though it hasn’t been active since December. I keep hoping election season will change that.
First City Council meeting tonight!! I can’t wait to bang the gavel…on the head of first person behind the dais who tweets during meeting
— Clodfelter’s Stache (@MayorStache) April 14, 2014
Filed my initial paperwork to run for Mayor. I’m here to stay beyotches!! — Clodfelter’s Stache (@MayorStache) December 30, 2014
Another account that’s been dormant for a little while, but this account centered around Mecklenburg County Commissioner Vilma Leake’s ever-present fashion accessory is too good to leave off.
Just got back from a South American winter trip, or was it the Appalachian Trail? I forget where I am sometimes. So what’s new?
— Vilma’s Flower (@VilmasFlower) April 15, 2014
Knives don’t scare me. Pruning shears however… — Vilma’s Flower (@VilmasFlower) December 4, 2013
Any chance @MayorStache can grab coffee with @VilmasFlower?
— Chris Miller (@ChrisMillerWBT) April 8, 2014
OK, so a head isn’t exactly an accessory, but it’s close enough. And at least this account is still active.
Hey. All you liberal Kahouteks whining about my “prayer and fast” invite? Read THIS. #CharObs #ncgov #ncpol pic.twitter.com/3dj2KUDlEM — McCrory’s Head (@MayorPatsHead) September 2, 2015
A groundbreaking? Where was MY invite? I am the best groundbreaker & ribbon cutter in North Carolina. #fact #ncgov https://t.co/TqgeHTQzln
— McCrory’s Head (@MayorPatsHead) September 2, 2015
Sports
Yep. Exactly what it sounds like.
Your team smells like fish Tannehill is straight garbage Our fans stole Snowflake #catpoems #cathaiku — Drunk Sir Purr (@DrunkSirPurr) August 21, 2015
Show me a Falcons fan that doesn’t smell like honey mustard and I’ll show you a fake Falcons fan.
— Drunk Sir Purr (@DrunkSirPurr) July 25, 2015
Panthers coach Ron Rivera has fully embraced the Riverboat nickname, but this parody account is still going strong.
SAVAGE pic.twitter.com/Z4XLTOzteE — Ignant Ron (@SavageRiverboat) September 2, 2015
Brb bouta call Randy Moss real quick
— Ignant Ron (@SavageRiverboat) August 31, 2015
Overheard
Right on point most of the time.
Philly Brown would have caught those passes #Panthers — EveryCLTtweetEver (@EveryCLTtweet) August 29, 2015
OMG it’s sooooooo hot outside!!! #cltwx pic.twitter.com/2vxdQBmRpq
— EveryCLTtweetEver (@EveryCLTtweet) July 20, 2015
I love good overheard accounts like this. Scott Lundgren called it the “local version of @GSElevator almost.”
#1: I’d donate even more money for every hour bikers are not on the damn road. #2: #24hrsofadding10minutestoeverywhereIgo. Bastards. — HeardAtSelwyn (@Heardatselwyn) July 25, 2015
#1: It’s because of all the uppities who hang out here. Why else would golf and tennis be on the TV all day?
— HeardAtSelwyn (@Heardatselwyn) August 24, 2013
Oh, college.
Overheard a girl say to a guy with an impressive beard “I like your face”. #OddCompliment — Overheard UNCC (@OVERHEARDatUNCC) August 27, 2015
Atkins Library Employees: “Voodoo existed before Christianity! You know during Moses time” #standards #OverHeardAtWork
— Overheard UNCC (@OVERHEARDatUNCC) February 19, 2015
Charlotte adjacent
Theses aren’t exactly Charlotte-centric, but still pretty funny.
Heard that Charles Meeker wants to put his photo in MY elevators. Got news for ya, your name sucks for this job #CherieBerry #MeekerIsWeaker — Cherie Berry (@ElevatorQueen) July 14, 2015
Because there are some that are such a hoot yall! https://t.co/gosdeWDqQp
— Bev Perdue (@GovBevPerdue) August 12, 2015
My assistant told me today that she didnt like Krispy Kreme. Told her to take trash like that straight to the unemployment line. #fired — Bev Perdue (@GovBevPerdue) April 24, 2015
@TheOrangeCone (NASCAR)
I talk to them all the time. They laugh when a car hits them! https://t.co/3zIee7l7RS
— Conye (@TheOrangeCone) September 3, 2015
Any we missed? Tweet @Charlotte_Five.
Thanks to @itybtykty, @ScotteLundgren, @LibbyWeihsmann, @JMcFaddenObsGov, @katieperalta, @katietoussaint, @kathleenpurvis, @mikepersinger, @ESPortillo and @cm_portillo for the help.
Photo: T. Ortega Gaines/Charlotte Observer
Corey Inscoe is editor of CharlotteFive and wishes his Twitter jokes were funnier. Oh well. Follow him anyway @CoreyInscoe.
This story was originally published September 3, 2015 at 11:25 PM with the headline "#FollowFriday: Charlotte’s parody Twitter accounts."