Sen. Rucho retiring? My abscess is cured!
McCrory-Keith exposé was like a Cheshire Cat – by the end it had no legs.
For someone convinced the media is out to get him, McCrory is making it painfully easy.
Dems won all at-large seats – until Raleigh decides to change it like they did in Wake County.
Dear George Dunlap: No means no.
From now on someone’s electoral predictions will be considered a “long shot.”
So from now on GOP debates will be held in Fantasyland?
Republican debate hall must be below 67 degrees. Finally concerned with warming environment!
Bernie-dee: Democratic Socialist. Hil’ry-dum: Socialistic Democrat.
Decisive, fair, quick action. Matt Kenseth for president!
Trump on SNL? Makes sense – he’s more of a comedian than a politician.
When the going gets tough, the CEOs ask for bigger parachutes.