The Buzz 12.10.15

Nothing says “community foundation” like a movie theater, hotel, restaurant, bar and spa.

Dr. Frankenstein, your monster has awakened. His name is Trump.

A third Middle East war led by a third Bush president? Nooooooo.

All those who support a march toward war: Please go to the front of the line.

Buying a gun is so easy even a terrorist can do it.

Giving presents to each other on someone else’s birthday makes a lot of cents.

If the U.S economy is a car, it’s still on idle.

In seven years Obama hasn’t fixed the flats or filled the tank.

Whitewater a success! Let’s cut our losses and close the Hall of Shame.

Chipotle stock up, customers down.

Panthers found out “The Big Easy” wasn’t.

Showboat and Riverboat finally winning me.

This story was originally published December 9, 2015 at 5:19 PM with the headline "The Buzz 12.10.15."